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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Interesting concepts

I’ve got this from my FEMALE friend… and I can’t stop laughing at it..
so… men out there… this is for you to know.... hahahha
...pssttt…. EXCEPT FOR UNCLE LEE… because he knows how to handle women.. kahkahkahkah….

Interesting concepts

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

(I never looked at it this way before).

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Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we (women) have the REAL trouble, it's the.. HISterectomy.


Hey women…this is for you to brighten your day.
Hi men.. this is just to annoy you (for fun only meh.. hihihi) ....


Remember!!!

You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old..
You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing

11 comments:

Mr PenyuBiru said...

haha.. mmg lawak.pernah dpt dah dari emel sblm ni.

xiiinam said...

Salam jengah...nak bagi nafkah sikit..he..he..

KAKLONG said...

BULIH LA TUMPANG GELAK SIKIT, MENCELAH TIME TENGAH KETENSIONAN UNTUK MEMENUHI OBJEKTIF@ KPI MY MAN BOSS. BULIH ???? EKU DAH EXHAUSTEDDDD.

Mak Su said...

aiyoookkkk, hihihi

aliff muhammad said...

Humang aih! Banyak bona masaelahnyo yo!. Ha!ha! Poneklah camni ujang nak menjawab!

iina said...

Hehehe.. semuanya disebabkan oleh lelaki.. hahaha stress semua laki yg punya pasal.. abislah pakwe aku lepas nie.. leh wat declaration thn 2010

anjang said...

memang lawak antarabnagsa ni, hilang sikit stress

KAKTINY said...

Mr PenyuBiru > hihihi… jgn mare aaaa… hahaha..


xiiinam > alalalalalaaaa…. yea yea… ckLah datang jenguk kejap… thanks cklah saying.. semoga sihat dan ceria yer…


KAKLONG > gelak jgn tak gelak.. jgn stress stress sgt.. tak best.. (paham keadaan hang kat opis tuh.. huhuhu... )


Mak Su > ok tak maksu?.. hahaha.. cam cool je kan. Hihih


aliff muhammad > hamik ko!!.. tu ler.. sebenarnya.. laki le punca pompuan jadik memacam tau.. (sama je sebenarnya..) kehkehkeh…


iina > point tu point… hahaha… mmg best kalau nk ‘berdebat’ nih… kehkehkeh


anjang > bagus kan anjang.....bagi bukan mata dan minda lelaki jugak.. hahaha.... so.. tau ler ye punca pompuan jadik memacam.. kahkahkah...

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Kaktiny, no wonder I tersedak minum my iced coffee, ha ha.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women, ha ha.

What would women do without we men to manjah them....as long as we don't try to understand them.
Funny my mom warned me about bad girls, she never warned me about girls who can cook.
And what use is money if not for women?

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
And next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

And again, a pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Guess which category I belong to? Ha ha.
Oh well, a man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
You have a nice day and keep a song in your heart....and jangan lupa the chili merah lipstick, Lee.

Tie said...

Laaa.... memang kebetulan atau sengaja perkataan tu diwujudkan dari Man / Men / Guy ?

KAKTINY said...

Uncle Lee > tersedak iced coffee?? (hahahaha)..
Yes, world without a combination of women and men  USELESS..
All men will die if there’s no women..
All women will die if there’s no men..
World would be empty without men and women.. AGREED…
Argument is an unchained melody of life… kahkahkahkah…
Hahahaaa…

Your ‘description’ really make my day… laughing all day long..

Have a good day.. wish for your good health and smile…. everyday every second and every moment..


Tie > entah ler kak tie.. tu kena tanya org yg cipta perkataan tuuuhh.. hahaha

YA. INILAH KAKTINY

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